you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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