I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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