Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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