what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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