i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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