i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think my moral compass just broke
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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