I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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