I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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