No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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