i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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