Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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