eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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