office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
