No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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