yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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