Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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