North Korea, Best Korea!
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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