when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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It's like drunk you was leaving a present for sober you.
That sounds amazing. I want one!
Those are delicious.
1:36 please shutup with "drunk you" and "sober you". That shit is not funny at all
In soviet Russia we make bacon out of the blacks
you ate it right?
Shopping list:\nCherry toaster strudel\nBacon
Duh he ate it! It's half eaten dumbass. And besides that that's a real mans breakfast. Other than nails. Steel nails make a hearty breakfast.
8:12 it'd be genius if you could spell the damn word, illiterate fuck
Isn't that what nigg ers eat in the hood?
No, you're just someone who can't spell - or youre so hyperactive you'd last thirty seconds in bed.
In soviet Russia you are a fucking idiot, actually in in retrospect you a fucking idiot all the time
That's either disgusting..... Or genious