did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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