Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
