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  • seriously, who goes to applebees to drink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I work at Applebees, it's a family place, you fifteen year old skank. Wait till you're 21 like I did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Really? At Applebees??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:03pm
  • i knew that this post was a 201 before I even read the area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Difference between Trash and Jersey women: somebody will pick up the trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:33pm
  • lol i love it.. guessin their from bayonne..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 455, you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:14am
  • you gotta work wutcha got honeyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:11pm
  • the most concerning question is why the FUCK would you want to go to Applebees!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:02pm
  • hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:20pm
  • You get a fake I.D or wait untill you're 21 like everyone else you stupid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:26am
  • 7:14 - if that was related to the post I made at 6:40: I didn't say I showed my tits and in fact, I never have! I always think the girls who do that just to save a few bucks are trashy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:16pm
  • There is no way they are hott.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Your mother must be so proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Please stop being so desperate, it makes me sad to be a woman knowing that people of my sex are stooping so low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:04am
  • thissss makes me really happy because its the story of both my life, and the life of anyone who's ever been 18 in bergen county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:19pm
  • FUCKIN SKANKS JEAGER BOMBS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Nothing says trashy like a Jersey girl using her knockers for getting verschocknered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I've found that nice cleavage with some stipper sparkle works wonders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:59pm
  • If that really works, I could have been rolling in alcoholic beverages. Unfortunately, it doesn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Apple-bees? They still exist? Who would want to drink there, it's like a family restaurant right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I hate the replies that are something along the lines of "OMG! Go (insert city name here) Only someone in (city name) would text that!" It's about as old and lame as some of the texts on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:18am
  • i wouldn't be surprised if this was Kearny. keep it classy 201<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:06pm
  • walk in cooler blowjobs FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:22pm
  • you could try, but i don't think they'd go for it. Plus, tits are not a valid form of ID

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:52pm
  • OF COURSE A JERSEY GIRL HAD TO SAY THIS! .. in my area too -_- FML! i need out of jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:50am
  • 4:55 - not everyone's daughters are that retarded and/or desperate for drinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26pm
  • This shit is so Talladega Nights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Applebees? Aim higher, flash men in the parking lot at 7-11. There you will actually be able to get alcohol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:14am
  • What white trash idiots go to applebees to get their drink on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:53pm
  • show them to me and I will buy you drinks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Don't you mean verschnickered?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:24pm
  • they best will be when they flash the bartender and he says thank you but you still are not getting drinks... bartender for 10 years.. many times was this tried.. many tits did i see...not one free drink did i give away for it... that is reserved exclusively for walk in cooler blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Who the hell would give a blow job for a free drink? That's just nasty... a drink is what - between $5 or $10 depending where you are and what you order? I don't consider myself a square or a prude by any means, but I'd rather pay it than blow a bartender!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:36pm
  • these girls arent skanks. how would you feel if some hot girls showed their tits to you? any guy i know would enjoy it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Maybe theyre of age, but just didnt bring their IDs. JK. No one of age would ever want drinks at applebees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Applebees really does not card. I've gotten margaritas quite a few times and I'm only 19.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I assure you, people drink at Applebee's. Granted 3/4 of them are the employees knocking a few back after work, but that doesn't mean things don't get interesting.

    Submitted by siren22 on Nov 23, 10 at 8:58pm
  • $10 i know who that was originally sent to. oh the 201.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:47am
  • jersey keepin it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Wow. Pure class. SO glad I don't have daughters...I'd have to duct tape them to a wall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:55pm
  • @ anon 4:33: Haha I love your comment. its so true!

    Submitted by starryeyedangel on Sep 6, 10 at 9:43pm
  • this is why i hate the 201. fuck me right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:12am