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  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:33pm

    Difference between Trash and Jersey women: somebody will pick up the trash

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:03pm

    Really? At Applebees??

  • 36 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:42pm

    seriously, who goes to applebees to drink?

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35pm

    I work at Applebees, it's a family place, you fifteen year old skank. Wait till you're 21 like I did.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:04am

    Please stop being so desperate, it makes me sad to be a woman knowing that people of my sex are stooping so low.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:14pm

    Your mother must be so proud.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:37pm

    these girls arent skanks. how would you feel if some hot girls showed their tits to you? any guy i know would enjoy it...

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:02pm

    the most concerning question is why the FUCK would you want to go to Applebees!?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:20pm

    hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:19pm

    thissss makes me really happy because its the story of both my life, and the life of anyone who's ever been 18 in bergen county

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:50pm

    i knew that this post was a 201 before I even read the area code

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:16pm

    7:14 - if that was related to the post I made at 6:40: I didn't say I showed my tits and in fact, I never have! I always think the girls who do that just to save a few bucks are trashy.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:11pm

    you gotta work wutcha got honeyyyy

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:14am

    455, you're an idiot.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:47am

    $10 i know who that was originally sent to. oh the 201.

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:22pm

    walk in cooler blowjobs FTW!!!

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm

    Nothing says trashy like a Jersey girl using her knockers for getting verschocknered

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:52pm

    lol i love it.. guessin their from bayonne..

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:50am

    OF COURSE A JERSEY GIRL HAD TO SAY THIS! .. in my area too -_- FML! i need out of jersey.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:52pm

    you could try, but i don't think they'd go for it. Plus, tits are not a valid form of ID

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:09pm

    show them to me and I will buy you drinks!

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:26am

    You get a fake I.D or wait untill you're 21 like everyone else you stupid bitch.

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:10pm

    Apple-bees? They still exist? Who would want to drink there, it's like a family restaurant right?

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:55pm

    There is no way they are hott.....

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    FUCKIN SKANKS JEAGER BOMBS

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:06pm

    i wouldn't be surprised if this was Kearny. keep it classy 201<3

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    Who the hell would give a blow job for a free drink? That's just nasty... a drink is what - between $5 or $10 depending where you are and what you order? I don't consider myself a square or a prude by any means, but I'd rather pay it than blow a bartender!

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    This shit is so Talladega Nights.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:31pm

    If that really works, I could have been rolling in alcoholic beverages. Unfortunately, it doesn't.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26pm

    4:55 - not everyone's daughters are that retarded and/or desperate for drinks.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:53pm

    What white trash idiots go to applebees to get their drink on?

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:59pm

    I've found that nice cleavage with some stipper sparkle works wonders.

  • 21 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:14am

    Applebees? Aim higher, flash men in the parking lot at 7-11. There you will actually be able to get alcohol.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by siren22 on Nov 23, 10 at 8:58pm

    I assure you, people drink at Applebee's. Granted 3/4 of them are the employees knocking a few back after work, but that doesn't mean things don't get interesting.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by starryeyedangel on Sep 6, 10 at 9:43pm

    @ anon 4:33: Haha I love your comment. its so true!

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:18am

    I hate the replies that are something along the lines of "OMG! Go (insert city name here) Only someone in (city name) would text that!" It's about as old and lame as some of the texts on this site.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01pm

    Applebees really does not card. I've gotten margaritas quite a few times and I'm only 19.

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:24pm

    Don't you mean verschnickered?!

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:41pm

    they best will be when they flash the bartender and he says thank you but you still are not getting drinks... bartender for 10 years.. many times was this tried.. many tits did i see...not one free drink did i give away for it... that is reserved exclusively for walk in cooler blowjobs

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    Wow. Pure class. SO glad I don't have daughters...I'd have to duct tape them to a wall.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:12am

    this is why i hate the 201. fuck me right?

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:23pm

    Maybe theyre of age, but just didnt bring their IDs. JK. No one of age would ever want drinks at applebees.

  • 26 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:59pm

    jersey keepin it classy