Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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