There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Do plants get herpes?
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