ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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