i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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