so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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