Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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