Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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