i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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