quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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