Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
