so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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