so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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