Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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