He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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