Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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