I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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surprised the cat went anywhere near you, that stuff smells fucking awful
Why was the cat in the bathroom with you? And if it wasn't, why were you applying Nair anywhere but the bathroom?
A guy in my dorm freshman year thought it was acceptable to Nair his chest in our common room. Very, very unacceptable.
Now you have 2 hairless pussies!
And the cat hates you too!