I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Why was the cat in the bathroom with you? And if it wasn't, why were you applying Nair anywhere but the bathroom?
A guy in my dorm freshman year thought it was acceptable to Nair his chest in our common room. Very, very unacceptable.
Now you have 2 hairless pussies!
surprised the cat went anywhere near you, that stuff smells fucking awful
And the cat hates you too!