yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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