Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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