She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
did you just send me my own nude
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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