I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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