Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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