So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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