are you so shy because you have an std?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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