if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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