She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You can't special order awesome
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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