All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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