Define "chronic" masturbator.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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