theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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