Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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