Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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