I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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