Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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