I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
His nipple licking is glorious
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